Sleepy Saturday. Secrets.

Zac's song for the day..

"Joyful, Joyful, Eggs are Joyful.."

I did start writing this on a Saturday. It's not now. It's ok, get over it.

So what are your secrets? We all have them. I wanna know what they are. Dish it, peeps!

Here's a few of mine.

1. I've eaten boogers.
2. Not necessarily my own.
3. I'd do it again, if the necessity arised.
4. I'm writing this instead of cleaning.
5. I have a 3rd nipple.
6. I'm afraid of whales.
7. There are days when I don't drink any water.
8. I hear voices. Yeah, like right now.
9. I am always forgetting to brush my teeth, but I floss multiple times a day.
10. I first told my husband "I love you" (accidentally) at Pizza Hut.
11. The top of the "P" of the "Perkins" sign was burnt out, so technically I got engaged at "Jerkins". For real. I have a picture.
12. I had over 60 pen pals in high school.
13. I once threw a hamster.
14. And a hermit crab.
15. Not at the same time.
16. I contemplated eating a bagel that fell on the floor this morning. I hadn't dropped it yet, but for some reason I was sure I was going to.
17. I sleep best in the late morning.
18. I sleep in ear plugs.
19. I'm excited to watch National Lampoon's Vacation this evening.
20. I have a new thing for tattoo artists. They're so talented and confident. SEXY. (Dirk, this means you!)
21. I used to enjoy porn shopping with my male cousin.
22. I might use the credit card to buy a bag of chips today.