Dear Lyndsay's Parents,
I'm perfectly sane. The voices tell me so.
Love, Tace
Dear Lyndsay's Parents,
I made a baby from a do it yourself kit. (I used to get a Walmart discount.)
Love, Tace
Dear Lyndsay's Parents,
I'm wearing jeans. Normal people do that, right?
Love, Tace
Dear Lyndsay's Parents,
Santa Claus is coming to town. EIEIO. Get down, funky mamas.
Love, Tace
Dear Lyndsay's Parents,
I remembered to flush.
Love, Tace
Dear Lyndsay's Parents,
They couldn't even find enough substantial evidence.
Love, Tace
Dear Lyndsay's Parents,
Your
daughter joined my cult of her own free will. Go ahead, ask her.
She'll tell you exactly what I'm telling you now. Or at least she
should cuz damn, we musta rehearsed it for hours.
Love, Tace
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