AKWARD.

*singing*
o/~ I love her the most. My mommy. No one, nowhere, no how can love her more than me, Chris. Mommmmmmy is the one I love best.o/~

Chris: "Mom, when the babies get here, I'm going to teach them how to love you best."
Me: "Great!"
Chris: "Did you start making any?"
Me: "Making any what?"
Chris: "The babies."
Me: (flustered) "Oh. Um, well.. no not yet"
Chris: "Why not?"
Me: "cuz mommy has her period" (I was caught completely off guard! and didn't have a chance to think it through..)
Chris: "What does that mean?"
Me: "It's just something that girls have."
Chris: "What does it do?"
Me: *sigh* "It's where you like bleed from down by your bottom."
Chris: "From where babies come out?"
Me: "Well yeah."
Chris: "And it just happens sometimes?"
Me: "Yep, every month.. but don't worry, only girls get it"
Chris: "Oh GOOD! I'm lucky then!"
Me: "Very."
Chris: "I just have one more question."
Me: *cringe* "What's that?"
Chris: "Will you make macaroni and cheese? That will really hit the spot!"
Me: "YES! Yes I will!"

Later..

Chris: "Mom? Are you sure only girls get those periods? Because when I was younger you told me only girls have boobs, but boys have them too, they're just not as pointy."
Me: "Really.."
Chris: "Yeah! I have nipples, see?"

Ah yes.. Quality alone time with my son..