Memoirs of a Middleaged Psycho Mom
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
Where I Stand.
I'm not Anti-Trump.
I'm not Pro-Trump.
I'm Anti, Anti-Trump.
And it's exactly true.
Saturday, February 20, 2016
Big sigh.
My story is being lost.
The last two years are just gone.
People think social media is bad for whatever reasons.. But let me tell ya, if it wasn't around I'd be sobbing like a baby right now.
I haven't had time to blog, to tell my stories.. Just little tidbits and 9 million pictures..
I do have hope that when the day comes and my babies stop being babies and I'm all psycho hardcore empty nesting, I'll be able to go back day by day and piece together this time.
Anally, of course, cuz that's how i do.
I pray i will remember the stories behind the photos, and be able to do them justice.
Until then, bear with me.. Facebook is my record. My memory. All my pictures go there because i am kryptonite to electronics, and it's just the way it is.
My page is for me. I plaster it for my own benefit.
Not to show off, or cuz I think you all are super interested in a bazillion pictures of my kids sleeping :)
Yes, I realize some of you nut jobs are.
And that's why i love you ;)
If anyone wants to pitch in to buy me one of those books made out of my facebook feed....... Lol.. I'm totally going to invest in that eventually.
As for tonight.. I'm headed into round 4 of baby Tetris to reclaim my leg and pillow.. And then sleep might happen.
When I'm done dwelling on moments I'll never have again.
Also, i really want chips and nacho cheese.
Neither situation can be remedied.
Damnit.
Friday, July 24, 2015
Dad's fish are loud.
I have a lot to write, but nothing to write all at the same time. How does that work?
Maybe I'm just a little annoyed that I'm not taking a nap since the babies are down.
I'm waiting for a call back from the nurse though. The phone would wake me up when she calls, but then I'd be in a half awake stupor trying to remember why I needed to talk to her.
I also want to color.
I have a slight headache.
I am annoyed with many things today.
I'm going to have to go to a dermatologist for my weird blister/itchy mess I think. I'm waiting for a call back on that too.
Vacations are over. School is going to start. ICK. I just don't want it to happen.
I think that nap is going to happen now though. It's been a long morning.
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Oh Yes. I did that.
I just sat my whiny 9 month old twins in the middle of the floor and gave them each a gummy worm and a pile of diapers. It's the first time I've had my lap free of a baby in the last 3.5 hours. And then the only reason I had some baby-free time before that was because I was in town getting my wrist shot up with steroids. By a doctor wearing jeans and a Hawaiian shirt. I love him.
And how am I spending this "me" time? Laundry? Feeding my other kids lunch? Anything remotely necessary and/or productive at all?
Nooooooo. Ah hells no.
I'm writing a blog, watching Spongebob, and eating a half pound of cheddar.
Yep, I just consumed 800 calories of cheese. (I looked)
I justify it by the fact that 3 different people commented on how I look like I've lost weight today. I've gained 30 this year, but thanks for boosting my confidence folks.
The babies are dressed alike today. As red M&Ms. Avi is shoving diapers into an empty Sam's Cola box, stopping only to cruise to the edge of the blanket to lick the concrete. Dylan is on his knees by the mattress staring into space, blowing raspberries and silently giggling.
Obviously their dad's genes at work.
Uhg, bummer. Mom fun is over. Floor licker requires my attention. And probably something to drink.
Monday, June 15, 2015
Stop Flopping.
Dylan never holds still. And today he's biting the hell out of my nipples.
It's been a year+. So much has happened that I doubt I can ever catch up. My baby monkeys are here. Avi & Dylan. They are amazing. And rotten.
Wow I hate the Nicky, Ricky, Dicky and Dawn commercial where he says "Not .. To.... Her... Faaaace!" What an annoying voice.
I think I am going to eat another hot pocket.
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Go there.
I'm sad that my babies are getting old. I wish I could afford more. Heck, I wish I could afford the ones I have ;)
Hmm.. Rare opportunity has occurred.. Both babies are sleeping.. I must shut up and take a nap!
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
What I do well. (Old draft from last summer)
On the way home from town tonight, I was singing along to the radio and was annoyed that I can't sing as good as I used to. Then the Piano Man came on, and I was annoyed that I never finished learning how to play the piano well.
Crap, I can't really do anything amazing.
Then I decided that my daughter isn't an alcoholic slut, and my son isn't into arson.. So maybe I'm winning at this parenting thing? Which I suppose is a good thing since I will have two more kids to keep out of the prison system.
Challenge Accepted.
Anyway, babies are a couple months from arrival and plans are forming. Not so much "getting ready" as we are brainstorming on ways to entertain ourselves with the twins.
Twin Olympics. Oh yes. I won't elaborate, but it's gong to be epic.
Wow, I am really hungry. It's like supper time. The day goes fast when you don't get out of bed until 1pm. But as I told Kendra earlier, I'm not in the mood to provide my kids with proper nutrition tonight. So off to mom's we go.
I shall return. Eventually.
Thursday, May 15, 2014
S'What?
My recliner is popping and thumping and squeaking, and OMG WHAT IS BEEPING?? It needs to stop. I guess I should get up and figure that out. But is 4:30am, and I'm crazy tired. Getting up really doesn't sound like a good time.
Is it sad that I'm pretty excited that I'm getting a new blood sugar checker tomorrow?